Currently Listening Highway to Hell By AC/DC see related

- highway to hell

ok kids

so apparently its been a while since ive updated, but thats probably because ive moved on to bigger and better things.

as some of you recall, i held out on getting a facebook page, until one fatefull night when matt convinced me to make one. at first i was apprehensive, and i didnt want people to think that i was a hypocrite. but i was in luck, because the only person that thought that was tim, and he doesnt really matter anyway. (LOL! J/K TIM I <3 YOU SO MUCH!!! LOLOL!!!) ahem...

so yeah, anywho... matt convinced me to get a facebook, and i did, because i was tired and impressionable. now, i like it, because it allows me to stalk all my friends and find out all their most intimate secrets. for instance: did you know that Redeye is one of Brian Burkhart's favorite movies? or that Val really likes Bruce Almighty?

yeah, i think thats special. plus, i can stalk people in my classes too! get this there's a girl named bethany crabtree in my poli sci 100 class that likes U2, Nelly Furtado, and Jars of Clay. she also enjoys the bible.

facebook is amazing, it can give me wonderful pics such as this one:

this is matt, incapacitated by the huge amount of hillibilly radiation eminating from this blue-shirted fellow.
by the way: if you wanna go to four kegs on a SUNDAY, you might see him there, cause he's "frum westerviiile, and fur keeegs surves uunderage as fuuuck on suundaeys."

facebook also gives me self-confidence. im aware that i dont have quite as many friends on facebook as a lot of people do, but being able to look at my list of friends containing a lot of people i know, along with a whole bunch of people that i never talk to makes me think that i have a lot of really good friends, which is awsome.

facebook also lets me keep up with my friends that go to other schools, for instance:
i can go on facebook, and write on all my really good friends' walls, like, when jake mkenrick's birthday comes up on may 21st, you can be sure that ill be telling him to have a great lets get laid and get fucked up and dont have to give a shit about anything day.

so, in conclusion, id like to give a shoutout to all my facebook friends, because you can be sure, that if youre my facebook friend, im stalking you, looking at pictures of you, checking out your interests, and youre probably also my bestest friend in the world.

thanks for reading,

matt

hey kids,

my actual birthday (now yesterday [wednesday]) was jawsome. thanks to everyone.

friday should be awsome, i have some tight people comin, and it should be a birthday blast for ages.

im a big boy now.

thanks again everyone, and thanks for reading,

matt.

Currently Listening The Most Known Unknown By Three 6 Mafia see related

- gotta stay high

hey kids,

tis i again. and this time its really me. i have a semi-funny joke to post. here it is...

if women with big boobies work at hooters:

then where do women with one leg work?

youre welcome.

tell this in class tomorrow. i know i will.

thanks for reading,

matt.

brian left a drunk message on my xanga.

its deleted now.

thanks brian

matt.

hey kids,

i stumbled across this link at college humor, and i just want to see what y'all think about it. here's the link: http://www.2spare.com/item_43133.aspx

and this is what it says:

Top 10 Wackiest Conspiracy Theories

Dinosauroid-like Alien Reptiles are dominating the World Christine Fitzgerald, a confidante of Diana, Princess of Wales, claims that Diana told her that the Royal Family were Reptilian aliens, and that they could shapeshift. David Icke's --BBC reporter-- claims that humanity is actually under the control of dinosauroid-like alien reptiles who must consume human blood to maintain their human appearance. "Evidence" goes from Sumerian tablets describing the "Anunnaki" (which he translates as "those who from heaven to earth came"), to the serpent in the Biblical Garden of Eden, to child abuse, fluoridation, and the genealogical connections between the Bush family and the House of Windsor. Icke theorizes that the reptilians came here from the constellation Draco. Like most conspiracy theories, falsification of Icke's hypotheses is nearly impossible, but Icke continues to sell books and give speaking engagements based on concepts ranging from the New Age to his political opinions. Apollo 11 Moon Landings were faked by NASA Proponents of the Apollo moon landing hoax accusations allege that the Apollo Moon Landings never took place, and were faked by NASA with possible CIA support. Enthusiasts of this theory claim that: The astronauts could not have survived the trip because of exposure to radiation The photos were altered: the Crosshairs on some photos appear to be behind objects, rather than in front of them where they should be The quality of the photographs is implausibly high. There are no stars in any of the photos, and astronauts never report seeing any stars from the capsule windows. Identical backgrounds in photos that are listed as taken miles apart. The moon's surface during the daytime is so hot that camera film would have melted. No blast crater appeared from the landing The launch rocket produced no visible flame. The flag placed on the surface by the astronauts flapped despite there being no wind on the Moon. September 11 was orchestrated by the U. S. government A number of urban myths, alternative hypotheses and conspiracy theories have been formulated to explain the events of September 11th: The U.S., Israel or Iraq government orchestrated the attacks themselves. The Twin Towers fell straight down, at close to free-fall speed. This is a similar characteristic of a controlled demolition. The dust cloud and its make up are considered un-characteristic of a gravity-driven collapse. It is often pointed out that no steel building before or since the 9-11 attack has collapsed as the result of fire. The rubble of the Twin Towers smoldered for weeks after the collapse. This claim is meant to point out that steel could only have smoldered as a result of pre-placed explosives. Some consider photographic evidence of the plane lying on the grounds of the Pentagon to be ambiguous and unconvincing, citing a visual lack of burnt metal, human remains, passenger's luggage or seats. The Pentagon was struck in a newly renovated, reinforced section. Some speculate this location, the west side of the complex, to be indicative of government involvement, noting it as an attempt to reduce casualties. Flight 77 was able to fly in the direction of the DC and Pentagon area for approximately 40 minutes without interception. This is thought to be unusual given the Pentagon's close proximity to Andrews Air Force Base. There are claims that anti-missile batteries at the Pentagon should have intercepted Flight 77. The FBI confiscated a video, which may have captured the impact, from a nearby gas station attended by Jose Velasquez. This video has not yet been released. Barcodes are really intended to Control people Some conspiracy theorists have proposed that barcodes are really intended to serve as means of control by a putative world government, or that they are Satanic in intent. Mary Stewart Relfe claims in "The New Money System 666" that barcodes secretly encode the number 666 - the Biblical "Number of the Beast". This theory has been adopted by other fringe figures such as the "oracle" Sollog, who refuses to label any of his books with barcodes on the grounds that "any type of computer numbering systems MANDATED by any government or business is part of the PROPHECY of the BEAST controlling you." Charlemagne never existed, is a fictional character Phantom time hypothesis is a theory developed by Heribert Illig which suggests that the Early Middle Ages (614–911 CE) never occurred, meaning that all artifacts attributed to this time period were from other times, and all historical figures were outright fabrications. One consequence of Illig's hypothesis is that Charlemagne never existed but is a fictional character. The vast majority of historians believe this theory to be complete fiction, as all cited evidence can be considered circumstantial. The Truth is out there, on Area 51 The secretive nature of Area 51 and undoubted connection to classified aircraft research, together with reports of unusual phenomena, have led Area 51 to become a centerpiece of modern UFO and conspiracy theory folklore. Some of the unconventional activities claimed to be underway at Area 51 include: The storage, examination, and reverse engineering of crashed alien spacecraft (including material supposedly recovered at Roswell), the study of their occupants (living and dead), and the manufacture of aircraft based on alien technology. Meetings or joint undertakings with extraterrestrials. The development of exotic energy weapons (for SDI applications or otherwise) or means of weather control. Activities related to a supposed shadowy world government. Microsoft sends messages on Wingdings Font The Wingdings Font included with Windows has a history of controversy. In 1992, only days after the release of Windows 3.1, it was discovered that the character sequence "NYC" in Wingdings was rendered as Skull and crossbones symbol, Star of David, and thumbs up gesture. This could be interpreted as a message of approval of killing Jews, especially those from New York City. Microsoft strongly denied this was intentional, and insisted that the final arrangement of the glyphs in the font was largely random. Various other combinations of Wingings characters are alleged to have special significance by conspiracy theorists, but these results are likely purely coincidental. U.S. military caused the 2004 Indian Ocean Tsunami Popular Arab news services claim the U.S. and Indian militaries deliberately caused the Indian Ocean tsunamis with electromagnetic pulse technology. Another type of theory bases its claims on oil and gas interests. Others also reason that the technology is at least feasible if not highly probable since research into such technology has been conducted by the military as far back as World War II. The Nazis had a Moon Base Esoteric Hitlerists and conspiracy theorists interested in Nazi mysticism and World War II have speculated that the Germans landed on the Moon as early as 1942. According to other theories it is believed that the Nazis had made contact with 'half a dozen' alien races, including the malevolent Reptilians. Kentucky Fried Chicken makes black men impotent It is sometimes claimed that the Kentucky Fried Chicken franchise is owned by the Ku Klux Klan, and the chicken is laced with a drug that makes only black men impotent. Ironically, the KFC franchise is actually owned by an African-American.

right.

some of this stuff is really easy to believe, like... "the US Military caused the 2004 Tsunami." i mean, its really obvious that the United States has a big interest in drowning non-threatening, hut-dwelling people. so what if theyre mostly Muslim? I didnt hear that anyone flying the planes on 9-11 was from Micronesia. also... is it really that ironic that an african american owns KFC? And if the Nazi's had landed on the moon, dont you think they would have told some people? i mean, thats pretty good propaganda id say. i wonder if the same people that think the U.S. didnt land on the moon think that the Nazi's did. THAT would be ironic.

ok, thats about it.

thanks for reading kids

matt